Women

A woman in a Jewellry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring...
She luks around, embarrased, & sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says,
"Gud day Ma'am, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'', she asks, "Sir, wats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers
"Ma'am, if U Farted just Luking at it, Ur gonna Shit wen I tell U the Price!!!"
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