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1 Sardar ne full nite sex k liye call girl ko 20000 dekar kaha:

"Meri sirf 1 shart hai ki har shot k baad 5 mnt K LIYE BATHROOM JAAUNGA!"

CALL GIRL maan gai.
Raat k 3 baje 16 SHOT k baad CALL GIRL adhmari haalat mein sardar k piche piche chali gayi, ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jaata hai!

kuch dekne k baad woh behosh ho gayi.

Socho kyun?

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Bathroom mein 20-30 sardar 1 jaisi pagdi pahne, line se nange khade the.

SINGH IS KING
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A lady touchd the Horse's Penis.
Horse gt Excited, Jumped & Ran away Very Fast.

Ghode Wala:- Bhabhi ji, Ab Hamara bhi Pakdo,
Humko Ghoda pakadna hai.
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BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:
Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SAnta (on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,

santa replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar
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Biwi raat m kpde utrte hue                         
tirchi nzar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pta h na kya krna h?

Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
M itni rat ko kpde nhi dhounga.����
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Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.

G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.

G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !

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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."

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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
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 Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie
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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'

Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ����
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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the.
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