Jim

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The nightmare birthday gift!! 

Its Jim's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club. 

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? 

WIFE: How does he know you? 

JIM: We play Golf together! 

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? 

WIFE: And how does he know you? 

JIM: He's on the Bowling Team! 

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! �� ��

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? 

Today is Jim's death anniversary...��