Indian cricket

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some
vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But
Mom, We defeated by Australia,and
public are in full anger.Mom: Wear
my sari and then go, no one
will recognize you.(Dhoni goes to
market wearing saree).A Girl: Hi Dhoni,
how areyou?
.
(Dhoni got shocked)
.
Dhoni:
How did you know, I am Dhoni?
.
.
Girl:Abeh.. I am kohli!