Tuesday 5 February 2013

Boobs vs BOOBS

Big Boobs vs. Small Boobs
유 Women with Big Boobs... ▷
✔can get a taxi on the worst days
✔have men give them the best seat on a bus.
✔have a neat place to carry spare change
✔have always been the center of the attraction.
✔make jogging a spectacular sport
✔can keep a magazine dry while lying in the tub
✔have more negotiating power (esp. with men shorter than them)
✔usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
✔always float better know

where to look first for lost earrings
✔rarely lack for a slow dance partner
✔have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
✔never have to buy a car with airbags

웃 Women with Small boobs��
✔don't cause a traffic jam
every time they bend over in public
✔always look younger
✔find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
✔can always see their toes and shoes
✔can sleep on their stomach

have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
✔know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
✔know that everything more than a handful is wasted
✔can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
✔can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
✔never be accused of having implants.

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