Women

4 Catholic men & a woman having coffee in Rome.
1st man-My son is priest,when he walks in,every1 calls him 'Father'
2nd man-My son is Bishop.When he walks in people call him'Your Grace'.
3rd man-My son is a Cardinal.When he enters everyone bows their head & says-Your Eminence'
4th man-My son is Pope.When he walks in people call him'Your Holiness'
Catholic woman Proudly-Well...I have a daughter, slim, tall,38D breast,24" waist & 34" hips. When she walks in,people say-My God...