ANAESTHEST

SIMA EK DOCTOR SATHE SEX KARTI HATI.

KAM PURU THAYA PACHHI TE DOCTOR NE KAHE..

TAME ANAESTHEST CHHO..

DOCTOR: ARE VAH TANE KEM KHAR PADI..

SIMA : KEMKE KAI J ASAR NA THAI ETLE !!!!

Kadak

SIMA TEACHER CHHOKRAO NE : JUO CHHOKRAO HU JAYARE KDAK THAV CHHU TAYARE EKDUM KDAK HOV CHHU ANE NARAM THAV TYAR ENARM HOV CHHU ...

CHANDU : TO MEDAM TAME TO EKDUM MARA "LUND" JEVA CHHO !!!!

Salary

CHANDU NE GIRLS HOSTEL MA NOKRI MALI !!
EK MAHINA PACHHI ..

CLARK : TAME TAMARO PAGAR LEVA KEM NATHI AAVTA ?

CHANDU : SU VAT KARO CHHO PAISA PAN SATHE AAPO CHHO !!!

Maro Lund

MAHARAJ PRAVACHAN AAPTA HATA.
MAHARAJ : BHAIO POTANA THI MOTI NE MA SAMJO, BARABAR VALI NE BEHAN SAMJO ANE TAMARA THI NANI NE DIKRI SAMJO.
CHANDU : TO BAPU AA LODO TAME LAI LO !!!.... MARE KYA MARI GAND MA NAKHVO...

Bra

TINA NAVI BRA LIDHI ANE TE COLLEGE MA BADHANE TOP UPAR KARINE DEKHADTI HATI .
GHARE AAVINE KABAT KHOLINE JOYU TO BEBHAN THAI GAI ...

KEMKE BRA TO KABAT MA J BHULAI GAI  HATI ...

Naasbandhi

EK VAR EK DOCTOR CHANDU NI PACHHAN BHAGTO HATO.
EK BHAI E TENE ROKYO .
SAHEB KEM TENI PACHHAN DODO CHHO.
DOCTOR : AA CHOTHI VAR CHHE CHODINO NASBANDHI KARAVA AAVE CHHE ANE SITHA KAPAVI NE BHAGI JAI CHHE.

Josh

RINA NA HOTH FATI GAYA.
DOCTOR : HOTH KEM KARATA FATI GAYA.
RINA : HU MA BOYFRIEND NE KISS KARTI HATI. TYA TENO DARVAJO KOIKE KHOLYO ANE TENE GABHARAI NE ..........



PENT NI CHAIN BANDH KARI DIDHHI....

Lips ***

RINA NA HOTH FATI GAYA.
DOCTOR : HOTH KEM KARATA FATI GAYA.
RINA : HU MA BOYFRIEND NE KISS KARTI HATI. TYA TENO DARVAJO KOIKE KHOLYO ANE TENE GABHARAI NE ..........



PENT NI CHAIN BANDH KARI DIDHHI....

Painting **

EK VAR CHANDU NE TENI WIFE EK ART GALLERY MA FARVA GYA.
TYA EK PICTURE HATU JEMA EK CHHOKRI MATRA PANDADA NI ADASH MA NAGI UBHI HATI .
CHANDU TENE DHYAN THI JOTO HATO.
WIFE : HAVE GHARE CHALSO KE PAVAN AAVE ANE AA PANDDU HATE TENI RAH JOSHO..

Maro Lund Kya *****

CHANDU EK VAR KHUBJ VADHARE DARU PIDHOO..

RATE NIADAR MA JOR JOR THI RADO PADVA MANDYO..

MARO LODO KYA MARO LODO KYA ...

WIFE : MUNGA MARO NE MARA JANGIYA MATHI TAMARO HATH KADHOO.....

Pregnant

CHANDU PET MA DUKHAVO THAYO. DOCTOR PASE GAYO. DOCTORE BLOOD REPORT KADHAVAVA KIDHU. 
LABORATORY MA CHANDU NO BLOOD REPORT EK PRAGNENT LADY NA REPORT SATHE ADLABADLI THAI GAYO.

REPORT LAINE DOCTOR PASE GAYO. DOCTOR REPORT JOINE CHANDU NE KAHE..

TAME PREGNENT CHHO...??!!!

TARAT J CHANDU , TENI PATNI NE GUSSMA : CHODINI HU TANE KETO TO NE KE MANE UPAR SUVA DE !!!!

Kidi

KIDI ........................ DAR MA

UDHAI ..................LAKDA MA

MADHMAKHI ..................MADHPUDA MA

ANE BHAMRO TAMARI ............



JO BHAI AME KAI NATHI KIDHU HO..... TAMNE J SOKH HOI TO AME SHU KARIE.....

Password

Bhagvan : Hu stri ne navi teknology thi banavu chhu tamari kai salah chhe ?
Chandu : Ha ! KANU (hole) ne password valu banvjo etle koi chodi no jay. !!!

Mor

Ek KAMVALI bai ne ketlAk chokra chhedta hata
Kamvali : bhosdinao kai bolta nahi nahitar MOR banavi daish.
Chokra : MOR kevirite banavish jadu karine !!
Kamvali : Na GAND ma JADU ghali daish !!

Teda Mera

Teacher Student se : Bolo KURKURE ni jaherat ma hamesha chhokrio j kem aave chhe ?
Student : kemke koi pan MARD kayarey aakhi dunia ni same  na kahe ke " TEDA HE PAR MERA HE"

Gotia

Tamari Wife Kunvari (virgin) chhe ke nahi tene mate ek Test.

Suhagrat ni rate tamari Ek goti ne lal kalar karo ne bijine blue kalar karo.

Wife goti ne joine bole ke : O bapre Avi kalrful goti to kayarey joi nathi. !!

To Samji Jajo. !!!!

School

Chandu Ni wife khubaj SEXY ane HOT hati.
Suhagrate Wife Chandu no lund hathma pakdine Boli : O mere lal, Maro sonu, maro dikro Ubho tha.!!
Chandu Gussa ma : Bhosdi ni Lund ne pika ma nakhvo chhe ke Nishal(school) ma ??

Duti ****

Chandu peli var RAND pase gayo ane teni DUNTI ma lund ne nakhava mandyo.
Rand gussama : E bhosdina, Be dukan to mashkeli thi sambhalu chhu tu triji BRANCH kya kholva mandyo.

Ubho

Chandu ek var bus stop par ubho hato tya rakhi sanvat aavi.
rakhi sanvat : aatla tadka ma ka ubho.?
Chandu : bhenchod tane lungi andar nu pan dekhai chhe. ?!!!

Vicharo **

Ek saval je tamane kari dese heran,
Bed par ek baju nagi chhokri suti chhe ane biji baju nago chhokro suto chhe tamane vachhe suvanu kehvama aave chhe.

To tame keni baju GAND Rakhi ne sui jaso. ???

Hindi

Teacher : " Seema kapde pahen chuki he " aa vakya ne gujrati ma bolo.
Student : Bhenchod moda padya. !!!!

Wah

Dariya kanthe betho chhu..

Dariya kanthe betho chhu..

Kayarek to lehro aavse.

Kismat badle ke na badle..

GAND to dhovay jase...!!! 

Tight

Suhagrate Chandu puri takat thi teni patni ne sex karvani koshis karto hato .

Chandu : Puri tait chhe. mane vishvas chhe ke tari sathe sex karva valo hu pehlo j chhu. Barabar ne..

WIfe : Na re na.. Baki badhay to pela maro jangiyo kadhine karta hata...!!!!

Bidi Pis

Chandu " No " khub nano Hato.
Ek var teni  girlfrind shila tene ghare aavi.  Shila ne khabar na pade etle chandu e tene room ma andhara ma lai ne teno lund shila na hathma aapyo.
Shila : Janu ! hu smoking nathi karti ane BIDI to kayarey nahi..!!!

Sales

Boss e potana badhana salesman ne bolavya ane kahyu  : Je salesman sauthi vadhu sale lavse tene lund chusavva  aapva no moko malshe. !!
Salesman Khusi thi : Pan lund chusse kaun ?
Boss : Je ochhu sale lavse te !!!

OK

Chandu e Lagan na bija j divse potani wife ne chhutachheda aapi didha.
ek khas dost magan e tene karan puchhyu.
Chandu : To shu karu yar, suhagrate hu jevo teni panty ne kadhi to panty upar lakhyu hatu. "Tested Ok. Gopal & sons. "

Kutro

Pati ane patni Vachhe jagdo thayo.
Pati : Lagan pachhi mari halat to kutra jevi thi gai chhe.
Patni : Kutra sathe barabari no karo .. kutro to ek kalak andar rakhe chhe tu to ek minit ma faski jai chhe !!!

Gaand *****

ek shayri .....

Unchi Gand Jiraf ni Joi Kabira roi,

Unchi Gand Jiraf ni Joi Kabira roi,

AAvi gand shu kamni je mari na shake koi........

Eco

Chandu no Chookro bunty Chandu ne Puchhyu : Papa economics samjatu nathi .
Chandu : Jo beta hu tane sadi rite eamjavu. Hu ghar ma moto chhu ane kamvu chhu etle hu thayo malik. tara mummy ghar nu sambhale chhe etle te thaya sarkar, kamvali ghar ni saf safai kare chhe etle te thai majoor ane tu nagrik chho ane taro nano bhai je 1 varsa no chhe etle te thayu bhavisya..

Te rate teno nano bhai Rate uthi gayo ane andhara ma pdi gayo. etle pappu dodi ne tana papa na room ma gayo joyu to teni ma nindar karti hati papa nota, te kamvali na room gayo to papa kamvali ne chodta hata.

Bija divase chandu e bunty ne puchhyu ke bol Economics ma kai khabar padi..
Pappu : Ha , Malik Majoor ni gand mare chhe, Sarkar suti chhe,  nagrik same koi jotu nathi ane bhavisya andharama chhe.

Maramari *****

Bapu e matha par pato bandhyo hato .
Chandu : Bapu aa shu thayu ?
Bapu : pela magan sathe mare Jagdo thayo , Tena Hathama lakdi hati te tene mane mathama mari !!??
Chandu : Te bapu tamara hathama kai notu ??
Bapu : hatu ne!
Chandu : Shu ??
Bapu : magan ni wife na Bobla  !!

Hu Chutiyo

Ek var chandu na ghar pase ek nava padoshi raheva aavya . Padoshi moti umar ni ek lady hati . etle chandu padosi na ghar ne safsufi karvama madad karva mate gayo. rat padi jata padosi kahe ke tu ahi pintu sathe sui jaje tane  eklu nahi lage ane pintu ne pan.
chandu e vicharyu ke aa to dosi chhe ane pintu mane lage chhe ke teno kutro hase etle tene kahyu ke na hu ahi bahar sui jaish pintu sathe nathi suvu.
savare ek mast sexy 18 vars ni  chhokari tene uthadva aavi chandu tene joine vicharva mandy ke aa kon aa to rate na hati.
chandu : tu kon ?
chhokri : Hu pintu
chandu ne chkkar aavi gaya chokari e tene puchhyu
chhokri : Tu Kon
chandu : Hu Chutiyo. ??!!!

Kela

Kela Walo Gali Ma Kela Vechato hato

Kelewalo: “Kela Lailo Gaand Fatu Kele Lailo”

Lady: “Oye, aa keva kela chhe aavu nam to kyarey sambhlyu nathi ? Shu bhavna kela chhe  ?

Kelewala: “250 Rs na Ek”

Lady Hairan Hoke: “Shuuuuuuuuu????”

Kelewala: “joyu fati gayi na gand“

Mahina

Ek sardarji na lagna thaya. lagna pachhi tran mahina ma chhokra no janm thayo. sardarji tension ma aavi gya
sardaji : bhenchod aa tran mahina ma chookro kyathi aavyo. chhokra mate to nav mahina lage ne ?
wife: tran mahina kyathi thaya jo tara lagn ne ketla mahina thaya.?
sardaji : tran mahina
wife : mara lagna ne ketla mahina ?
sardaji : tran mahina !
wife : chhokro avya ne ketla mahina thaya ?
sardarji : tran mahina
wife: To thai gaya ne nav mahina !!!

Thuk

Teacher chandu ne : jayare hu bhanavu chhu tyare tu matha ma thuk kem lagade chhe.
chandu : madam, kale rate amari kamvadi mara pappa ne kehti hati ke " andar no jatu hoi to thuk lagado" !!

Kharcho

Pati Patni ne : Tara kharcha khub j vadhi gaya chhe mare dar mahine hath lambo karvo pade chhe. !!
Patni : Jo tame hath lambo nahi karo to mare " PAG PAHOLA " karva padse. !!!

Murgi Ne AIDS

ek var chandu murghi leva gayo.
chandu : aa murghi ketlama aapi
murghi valo : 100, 50 ane aa 10 ma,
chandu : aana 10 rupiya aatli sasti kem
murghi valo : ene AIDS chhe atle
chandu : mane e j aap mare murghi ne khavi chhe GAND thodi maravi chhe.

Typewriter

CHANDU NE CHODVANU MAN THAYU
GHAR MA BADHA HATA TETHI TENE CHHOKARA GATTU NE KAHYU
BETA MUMMY NE KAHE KE  PAPA NE LATTER LAKHVO CHHE TYPE RITER  PAR
GATTU NI MUMMY : BETA PAPA NE KE ATYARE LAL RIBIN CHHE TYPE PACHHI KARE.
THODA DIVSO PACHHI GATTU NI MUMMY: BETA HAVE PAPA NE KAHE TYPER RIGHTER TYAR CHHE
CHANDU : BETA MUMMY NE KE LATTER LAKHAVO JARURI HATO HATHE LAKHI NAKHYO.

Haathi No

ek chhokari doktar pase gai doktar mari chut to tapaso
doktar joi ne kahe are aatli moti kem thai gai
chhokari : mari par hathi e balatkar karyo chhe
doktar : pan hathi no land aatlo moto n hoi
chhokari : ha pan pela tene aangali kari hati !!!

Sex Ubha Ubha

ekvar ek sardarji ane teni patni bane nahvani taiyari karta hata
achanak sardarji ne chodvanu man thayu
sardarji e tene barna pase ubhi rakhine chodava mandyo
sardarji ni wife o ma o ma kari ne rad padva mandi
sardarji ne em lagyu ke wife ne maja aave chhe etle teto vadhare jor thi chodva mandyo
thodi var pachhi sardarji chodvanu puru karyu
wife haji radu padti hati
sardarji wife ne kahe tane bahu maja aavi lage chhe haji rado pade chhe
wife : maja ni ben ne chode mari gand ma barana no nakucho ghusi gayo chhe te pehla kadh...!!

Mohru Bnavyu

ek var ek hippi charch ni bas ma betho hato, 
tene ek nan ne puchhyu chodva daish
nan kahe ame bhagavan ni strio chhie tena sivay koi nu nA manie
hippi nirash thai gayo bus na driver e tene kidhu ke 
aa badhi nan rate charch ma prathna karva jai chhe tu bhagvan nu mahoru peri leje taro mel padi jase.
hippi bhagvan nu mohru peri lidhu ane rate charch ma gyo 
ek nan ne chodvanu puchhyu 
nan e ha padi pan tene aagal nahi pachchal karva nu kidhu
hippi e vicharu ke chodvanu no male to kai nahi gand mari lau aa nan j chhe ne
chodvanu puru karya pachhi hippi nachva mandyo
nan : kem nache chhe ?
hippi mahoru utari ne : hu hippi chhu bhagvan nathi
nan mohru utari ne : hu bus no driver chhu nan nathi..!!

Lund Bachavo **

ek bhai nu khubj gambhir accident thayo
gambhir iza o sathe tene hospital ma dakhl karvama aaavyo
bebhan thata pela tene doktar ne kahyu ke mara land ne bachavjo.
bija divse te bhan ma aavyo
doktar : young men tara mate ek sara samachar chhe ane ek kharab samachar chhe..
bhai : sara samachar shu chhe ?
doktar : ame tara land ne bachavi lidho chhe !
bhai : tamaro khub khub aaabhar , kharab samachar have kaho
doktar : land ne oshika niche rakhyo chhe !!

Doctor Nu Dhyan ***

ekvar ek mota doktar nava doktar studento ne shikhdavta hata
doktar : mitro aaje hu tamane doctar thava mate na be niyam kahu chhu


niyam no 1 : tamare koi pan jatni sug no rakhvi 
em kahi ne tene teni angali table par padeli lash ni gand ma nakhi ane pachhi moma nakhi ne chati gayo ane badha j student ne em karva nu kahyu. badha heran thai gaya pan boss nu manvu to pade etle badhe kamane pan lash ni gand ma aangali nakhi ne chati , ghana ne ulti thai..


moto doktar e kidhu mitro niyam no 2 tamare darek chiz nu dhyan thi jovu , me pehli aangali lash ni gand ma nakhi hati ane mara modha ma biji aangali nakhi hati ...!!!!

Rand Nu Bhav

ek manas wife ne laine bazar ma kharidi karava gayo
wife kharidi karva dukan ni andar gai ane pelo dukan ni bahar ubho.
tya ek rand aavi
rande manash ne puchhyu  : chodva aavvu chhe.
manas : shu bhav chhe.
rand : 100 rupiya
manas : 10 rupiya aapish. poshatu hoi to vat kar.
rand modhu bagadi chali gai.
thodivar pachhi pelo wife ni sathe rand bethi hati tyathi niklyo.
rand pelani wife ne joine kahe : joyu saheb 10 rupiya ma to aavo KHATARO j male

Police

EK SARDARJI EK CHHOKARI NE MOTOR MA CHODTA HATA
POLICE E AAVI NE PUCCHYU : SHU KARO CHHO ?
SARDARJI : CHHOKARI CHODU CHHU.
POLICE : SARU, PACHHI MARO VARO
SARDARJI : BARABAR ,  PAN MANE POLICE NE CHODVANO KOI  ANUBHAV NATHI.

JANGIYO

WIFE TO HUSBAND : DEAR MARU SKIRT ETLU TUNKU CHHE KE MANE BIK CHHE KE VANKI VALISH ETLE MARO JANGIYO BADHANE DEKHASE.
PACHHI VANKI VALI NE TENA PATI NE PUCHHYU JOV TO MARO JANGIYO DEKHAY CHHE ?
PATI : BHENCHOD ... JANGIYO PEHRYO HOI TO DEKHAY NE.... ATYARE TO TARI GAND DEKHAY CHHE !!! 

SUVAVAD NO DUKHAVO

EKVAR CHANDU TENI PRAGENT WIFE NE LAI NE DILIVARY KARAVVA GAYO
DOCTOR : MARI PASE EVU MASHIN CHHE KE SUVAVAD NO DUKHAVO CHHOKARA NA BAP NE THAI
CHANDU : SAHEB HU MARI WIFE NE KHUBJ PREM KARU CHHU TAME TE MASHIN CHALU KARO
DOCTOR E  CHANDU NE KAHYU KE MASHIN NE 50 % PAR RAKHU CHHU JETHI 50 % DUKHAVO TAMANE THAI JO DUKHAVO VADHU LAGE TO KEJO JETHI OOCHU KARU .
CHANDU NE KOI DUKHAVO NA THAYO ETLE
DOKTAR E 100 % PAR MASHIN RAKHYU
CHANDU NI WIFE SHANTI THI CHHOKRA NE JANM AAPYO
BALAK NE LAI NE GHARE GAYA
BAHAR POSTMEN MARELO PADYO HATO. !!??!!

Taro Varo ****

EK VAR CHANDU NEVY MA BHARATI THAYO
TYA JAI NE TENA KEPTAN NE KAHE SAHEB MANE CHODVANU MAN THAYU CHHE
KEPTAN : KOI VANDHO NAHI AHI AAPNE KHUB SARAS VYAVASTHA RAKHEL CHHE
EM KAHI NE TENE EK ROOM MA LAI GAYO
TYA EK BAREL HATU TEMA EK KANU HATU TYA GAD JEVU KAIK DEKHATU HATU
KEPTAN : JO AAMA NAKH LAND ANE MAND CHODVA
CHANDU TO TEMA LAND BHARAVI NE CHODVA MANDYO
CHANDU : SAHEB MAZZA AAVI GAI AHI TO ROZ AAVVA JEVU CHHE
KEPTAN : KOI VANDHO NAHI PAN BUDHVARE NAHI
CHANDU : KEM BUDHVAR NAHI SAHEB
KEPTAN : BUDHVARE BAREL MA REHVANO TARO VARO CHHE

Kutra Nu Sex ***

EK VAR TRAN KUTRA PASHU  DAVAKHANE BHEGA THAI GAYA.
TRANE EK BIJANE AAVVANU KARAN PUCHHYU.
EK KUTRO : YAR MANE JYA TYA CHATVANI BAHU TEV CHHE ETLE MARO MALIK MARI JIBH KAPAVVA AAVYO CHHE !
BIJO KUTARO : YAR MANE BADHANE KARDVANI BAHU TEV CHHE ETLE MARO MALIK MARA DANT KADHAVVA AAVYO CHHE!
TRIJO KUTRO : YAR MANE CHODVANI BAHU TEV CHHE. KALE MARO MALIK KAIK LEVA VANKO VALYO ANE ME TENI GAND MARI LIDHI.
PELO KUTRO : ARRRRR TO TO TARO MALIK TARO LAND KAPAVVA AAVYO HASE ?
TRIJO KUTRO : NA RE.. MARO MALIK TO MARA NAKH KAPAVVA AAVYO CHHE ...!!!

Nishanoooo *****

ek var ek sikari jangal ma sikar karva gayo. tene haran nu nishan lai ne goli chhodi pan te bachi gayu.
shikari : bhenchod nishan chukai gayu.!!
tya bajuma ek sadhu tap karta hata tene shikari ne galo bolvani na padi.
shikari  ek sasala nu nishan lai ne goli chhodi te pan bachi gayu.
shikari : madarchod nishan chuki gayu.!!
sadhu gusssama : ar tane kahyu ne ke galo nahi bol. (pachhi aakash ma hath uncha karine ) are o bhagvan tu aa shikari par golo fek ane aa papi no nash kari nakh.!!
thodivar ma  aakash mathi ek golo aavyo ane sadhu par padyo sadhu mari gyo
tya akash mathi aavaz avyo : eni ben ne chode hu y nishan chuki gyo !!!

Swaad

EK BHAI KHAVA BETHA TO KAHVA MA NANA NANA VAL AAVYA,
TE GUSSE THAYO ANE GHARVALI NE PUCHHYU.
ARE AA SHU CHHE EK VAR NIKLE TO BARABAR PAN AATO GHANA BADHA VAL CHHE.??
GHARAVALI KAHE ME EMA MARA SITHA KAPI NE NAKHYA CHHE.
PELO GUSSE THAI GAYO ANE KAHE CHODINI AMA SITHA NAKHAY.
PELI KAHE NA SHA MATE NAKHAY,  ROJ JAMVA BESO CHHO TO BOLO TO CHHO KE AAMA SITHA NO Y SWAD AAVTO NATHI. TO AAJE AAVI GAYO NE !!!!

Unt Ne Chodyu

Ekvar amerikan sainay na keptan ni badli afghanistan na ran ma thai.
Te tya kemp ma aato marva niklyo. tya ek unt joyu. tene sainik ne puchhyu aa unt sena mate chhe.
saninik : saheb saher ahithi dur chhe, koi sainik ne chodvanu man thai to tena mate ame aa ne rakhyu chhe.

thoda divas pachhi keptan ne chodvanu man thayu tene sainik ne kahyu ke unt lavo
unt aavtaj tene unt ni pachhal tebal gothavyu ane mandyo chodva, addhi kalak pachhi te niche utryo ane kapda pehrata peharata tene sinik ne puchhyu : kem tame loko  aam j chodo chho ne.
sainik : na saheb ame unt no upyog to matra saher java mate j karie chhie, sher jaine rand ne chodie chhie.

Muthiya Maar

Ek var ek sajjan manas motar ma besi jangal mathi pasar thai rahyo hato.
tya achanak ek daku aavi chadyo.
daku : chal muthiya mar
manas : shu ????
daku : chal jldi muthiya mar nahitar goli mari daish.
sajjan manas dari gayo ane land hatha ma laine muthiya marva mandyo, thodivar ma pati gayu.
sajjan : have ??
daku : chal biji var muthiya mar..
manas pachho muthiya marva mandyo, thodivar ma pachhu puru thai gayo.
aam dasek var chalyu.
sajjan manas rota rota : bhaisaheb tame biju je kyo e badhu karish pan have muthiya marvanu n kahesho have mara ma jarak pan takat nathi rahi. !!!
daku : to thik chhe have vandho nahi , jo aa mari dikri chhe tene tari motar ma besadine saher sudhi lai ja .. !!!