Boy texts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?
Boy: koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per
Girl: Ok de dungi
Boy: Boobs choosne dogi?
Girl: ok choos lena
After 20 mints
boy texts: yeh sab galat hai... main tumhe touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl:
mujhe pata hai tune muth maar li hai kutte :p>=)
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