Friday 27 September 2013

Karsan Kaka

When Karsan kaka was 97, he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah: "Mr. Karsan, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that's remarkable."

Karsan kaka: "I just take good care of myself and enjoy whatever I do."
...
Oprah: "I understand you still do the 'sex' thing, even at your age."

Karsan kaka: "Of course, I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it."

Oprah: "I have never slept with a grand old Gujarati fellow. Would you like to do it with me?"

So they had some wild sex. When they finished, Oprah said, "I just don't believe it. I have never been so satisfied. You are a remarkable man!"

Karsan kaka: "The second time is even better."

Oprah: "Can you really do it again at your age?"

Karsan kaka: "Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes."

When she woke him up, they had great sex again, and this time Oprah was overjoyed.

She said, "Karsan darling, I am astounded that at your age, you could do a repeat performance, even better than the first one. Oh my, Oh my!"

Karsan kaka told her that the third time would be fantastic. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes."

Oprah asked, "Does my holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?"

Karsan kaka replied, "No, . but the last time I had sex
with a black woman, she stole my wallet!"

Mindblowing.......Guju's care for money!

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