Tuesday 4 February 2014

Prostitute

Prostitute: wanna come ??
u wont regret, i do few specialities!!
Customer: watever u do, u cant beat wat that hooker in singapore gave to me.
Prostitute: What!! i will give u much more than that foreign bitch.
'She do a deep throat'
is this beeter than hers ?? askd the prostitute.
No!!
She do a 69, is it ??
No!!
Trying a new position, is it ??
No!!
then other n other n other
none of these ??
No !!
Finally the customer said
thats wasnt bad but thats not wat the girl from singapore gave to me.
Prostitue: Okkk, i'm beat, now tell me what she gave to you, i'l give same to you???
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Customer: DISCOUNT

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