Calm Down

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Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now
tell me..
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WHICH PUB?:p 

Alooo

3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye...
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari...
Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi...
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Santa zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??

Professional

A naked lady gets into taxi,
Driver looks at her top 2 bottom repeatedly..
lady: Havn't u ever seen a naked women?

Driver: No, I am just wondering where hav u kept d money 2 pay me.
MORAL: Concentrate on ur Buisness, no matter wht happens..

Be professional..

Patni

Ek research se malum hua he k
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agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay
MAUNVRAT rakhe
to pati ki umar 25 SAAL lambi ho sakti hai��

Chaddi

Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2 din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.

Chaddi

Aalam yeh hai ki Barish ab thamni chahiye,

kale Badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,

sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,

2din se balcony me latak rahi Chaddi bhi toh sukhni chahiye!!
Good Morning......

Tarak Mehta

Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Babita na bobla joy ne jethalal no thay che tight
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Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi.
Wah Wah
Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi
Jethalal:BAPUJI TAME PAN 1 SHOT MARI LYO,
BABITA UBHI CHE VAKI
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Arz kiya,
vadla garje che akash ma..
gaur farmaiye
vadla garje che akash ma..
Babita boli:jetha tu muthiya to nathi marto ne s@nd@s
ma.
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Pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Wah Wah
pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Jethalal kahe eni Mano Bhosdo aje gme e thy babita ne
chodvi 6
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Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Jethalal says : Ayyer, whisper leto aay babita time ma
6e..!!