Wednesday 27 March 2013

Heaven

A Man dies, In heaven he sees a large wall full of Clocks. He asks a angel: What r these for?
Angel: These r d Clocks, every person has a lie clock, Whenever U lie on earth, clock moves. Man points towards a clock n asks:Whose clock is this?
Angel says: Swamy Vivekanand's. It never moved showing that he never told a lie.
Man asks: Where is Sharad Pawar's clock?
Angel replies:That's in our Office. We use it as TABLE FAN

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