Wednesday 29 May 2013

blender

Jealous husband: My wife where are you?
Wife: At home love
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes
Husband : Turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on)reeereeeereeee
Husband: Ok my love goodbye
Another day..
Jealous husband: My wife where are you?
Wife: At home love
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Turn on the blender
wife: (turns blender on)reeereeeereeee
husband: Ok my love goodbye
The next day husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son Johnny alone and he asked him, "Son where is your mother?"
Johnny: "I do not know, she went out with the blender!"

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