Wednesday 15 May 2013

Lord Shiv

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth⛳ and try some alcohol.🍺🍻🍸

So he changed his get-up🚶 and went to a bar in Delhi🌃 and asked the bartender👲 : "What all do u have". Bartender👲 : "We have whisky,🍷 rum, vodka,🍸 gin, beer🍺 etc etc.".

Lord Shiva🚶: "Let's try whisky🍷 first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After having 5 bottles of whisky,🍷 Lord shiva🚶 decided to try Rum. Bartender👲 was shocked

"Who is this man,👨 after having 5 bottles of whisky,🍷 he is still on his feet".👣

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva🚶 decided to have beer.🍺 After having 4⃣0⃣ bottles of beer,🍺 he asked the bartender👲 for Gin.🍸

Bartender👲 couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you❓❓❓ I ve seen people getting drunk after having 4⃣ glasses🍷 of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet,👣 who are you"???

Lord Shiva : "VATS,✋ Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender👲 : AB CHADI ISKO!!😵

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