Tuesday 2 April 2013

Confidence

Height of confidence:
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There was a meeting of Sardar freedom fighters.
They wanted to free Punjab from India.
Santa Singh raised a point,
"We may take Punjab from India but how will we develop it?"

Banta Singh had a brainwave. "No problem!
We will attack America, we will lose the war & it will take us over. Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically. We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."
All the Sardars were happy with this solution but an old Sardar was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old Sardar replied,
"That's all very well.!
But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America???"

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