Monday 1 April 2013

Interview

A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position.
He asked the same question to each one of them.

Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two?

First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't " . Boss: "OK.. good!"

Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't ". Boss: "that's better!"

Third Girl: "one is vertical & the other is horizontal ". Boss:n "Hmm.. clever!"

Last Girl: "one is for me & the other is for my Boss ".
Boss: "you are hired !!!


Same situation with 3 girls n boss
Boss: what is the similarity between u n tea?
1st girl: tea is hot, I m also hot
Boss: ok
2 nd girl: tea has milk, I too have
Boss: good
3rd girl: when u wakes up u need tea n when ur's wakes up u need me
Boss: selected.

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