Feku

Height 0F Phekam-Pheki :
Interviewer: Y Did U Leave Ur Last Job?
Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice & Didn't Tell Me Where it is..����

Women

A woman in a Jewellry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring...
She luks around, embarrased, & sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says,
"Gud day Ma'am, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'', she asks, "Sir, wats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers
"Ma'am, if U Farted just Luking at it, Ur gonna Shit wen I tell U the Price!!!"
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Kathawadi

kathiyavadi sayri
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taro ne maro prem atlo juno..
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wah...wah...
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taro ne maro prem atlo juno
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k madva av tyare leti avje kachi 35 ghato chuno

Shayari

Kisi SHAYAR ne maut ko kya khub kaha he :-

Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na betha,
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the,

Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the

Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye,
Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.

Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyar tha koi,
Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,

Aaj pata chala mujhe k "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti he
Kambakht .....
Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the.

Mumbai job

A man in mumbai saw an ad. for a Gynaec's Assistant.
He went in & asked the clerk for details..
The clerk said - the job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaec..

You have to help women out of their underwear, lay them down & carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam & gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaec's examination.

The annual salary is Rs 12lacs & if you're interested you'll have to go to Lonavala..
Man - My God, is that where the job is...??
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Clerk - No sir, that's where the end of the queue is !!! 

Many Many

Rixa ma bethi 1 6okri: Rixa dhire chalavo maru dudh uchle 6.

Rixawalo: Bra nathi perti shu?

6okri: Dabba ma dudh chhe louda,, bolvama sabhyta rakh bhosdina..

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Ek thingano patel  Suhaag Rate Room Ma Andar Jai wif ne kidhu Ghodi tha

wif sharmaine boli:
Pehla gand marvani 6e ?

Patel- na chodini Room ni Stoper marvi 6e.!

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1Aadmi Ne Zoo Me
3 Bhasha Bolne v Tota Dekha,

Jo Eng Hindi & Gujrati Bolta Tha,

Usne Check Krne K Liye Usse Puchha.

Who r u.

Tota=I'm Parrot.

Aadmi=Tum Kon Ho.

Tota=Me Tota. 

Aadmi=Tu Kon 6

Tota=Tari Ben Ne Chodu,
1 Ni 1 Vat Ketli Var Karu Madarchod,
Hu Popat 6u, transletr nai, Chut Marina..!��

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pati SEX Karte Hue Bola :- Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?
Patni : Tumhari MAA Ka BHOSDA, MADARCHOD Dard Se  GAAND Fatt Rahi Hai,Pahle Jo Dala Hai woh Nikal.

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Pati patni train me upar ki bench pe...
Pati: jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena.
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena.
Aur jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.
Niche baitha Sardar bola:  Bhenchod Agar Limca mere upar gira to tumhari "MAA CHOD DUNGA"

Dr

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Best Advice To Women By A Skin Specialist:
"Always Go Out Without Bra !
Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On
Your Face And dark circles...
Under Your Eyes!"...
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You can't beat this

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ?
Santa: Obviously Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
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Shortest joke !
Dr: How's your headache?
Patient: She is fine!;)
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Maid while cleaning bed, finds a condom..
She asks: "memsaab, ye kya hai??"
Memsaab: "tumhaare gaaon me sex nahi karte kya??"
Maid: " karte hai par itna bhi nahi karte ki mard ki khaal utar jaaye.."
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Wife: Har Sunday Tum Fishing K Liye Jatey Ho Naa?
Husband: Haan-Haan Toh?
Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi..
Keh Rhi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali hai! :n

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
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There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is Alcohol..!
The rest is 69...!
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What is the URDU word for a TOPLESS WOMAN Showing her BREAST..?
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Socho..?
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Socho.
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KHUL - E - AAM..!!
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"Memsaab, mai Pregnant hu"
"Are wah chhamiya,Apna khayaal rakhna!"
Ji memsaab, Aap bhi apna khayal rakhna! Saab ka Nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai"
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Sign outside a silicon breast implant clinic: 
We rearrange alphabets...
"LEMONS"
into
"MELONS" .
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LADY to Baba:-
mere pati roz aadhi raat ko kahin chale jate hain, aur subah tak vapas nahi aate.
Baba: Sundari..! Ye
"Samasya" hai yaa... "Amantran"..?
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PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai: "Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila"
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