Many again

Joke from China  :

What will be the name of a Chinese Girl who has lost her Virginity?

? Lee Hui 

"Gujrat Police : Ame Tamne Chare baju Thi Gheri Lidha Chhe.. !!

Gujrati chor : Saras... Toh Haave Garba chalu karo...
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Many again

Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my pen*s with Crocin
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
..
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand

New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!

------------JALDI forward karo market me naya hai

Chinese

Height of misunderstanding in a  Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie
Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie
Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you
want to speak to anyone. You can
speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to
talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent!

Operator: I know you are someone
and you want to speak to anyone.
But what's the urgent matter about?

Caller: Well.. just tell my sister
Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe
Wan is being sent to hospital. Right
now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was
injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an
urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for
this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are
you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.
Now give me your name.

Operator: Oh...God..!!!

Many

BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : �� Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : ��Sirf 88% ..

Boy :  Khuda ka Khauf kr Kamini..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...��
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Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

Arab dad

MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS SHAIKH DAD

Dear Dad
Sydney is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad��
Sheikh Al Habibi

Gande Msg

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train  trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Boss ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:

"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"

Boss:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible... 

Mat Dalo

Girl: Aaj mat daalo plzz!!

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Kal tum daal ke so gaye, fir baad me bahut dard hua, main puri raat masalti rahi aur paani bhi nikalta raha.”Mujhe lagta hai...........

.Ye EYE DROPS bekar hai..    

Aur ek baar fir aapki kamini soch ko iss sharif ka pranaam.
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