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Dentist: Kya aap "Oral B" Karti ho..??
.
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Lady: 'oral bhi' Karna padta hai Dr. saab, uske bina inka KHADA hi nahi hota... 
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Mallika Sheravat ghode pe baithi..

Ghodewala~ Madam ! Ghoda bahut khush hai
Mallika~ Ghoda Ho Ya Lawda, meri do taango k beech jo bhi aata hai khush hi rehta hai

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Teacher sent home a note-
Sincere & bright boy but spends too much time with girls

Mother sent a note back-
Please advise solution, Father has same problem...
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Mahesh Bhatt to Sunny Leone: What's the difference between being hungry & horny?
Sunny Leone: It depends where I put the cucumber...!

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Ejaculation Is Achieved By The Last Stroke, This Doesn't Mean That First Stroke Was Useless.
Achievement Is A Result Of CONTINOUS  EFFORT.

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A tie is men's equivalent attire to womens dupatta
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While the dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is men's way of pointing to where their asset is....

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Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of
SAINA NEHWAL?
Any guesses? No!
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Because.
MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS,
Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK!
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Son: Mom do you know our maid is an angel?

Mom: Why do u think so ??

Son: I saw her naked with her hands on the wall screaming "Oh my God I'm coming!!"

If it wasn't for dad that was holding her tight from behind..she would have gone to heaven....
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If u want to sexually satisfy a woman,
then change position daily...
And
If u want to satisfy yourself, then change woman daily..
---Thailand Tourism Slogan;)